frigerator:

  • IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
  • U DON’T TELL THEM

October  17   ( 321777 )
  

officialputin:

white boys’ haircuts be like

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October  17   ( 226276 )
  

meatbicyclevevo:

that’s what little girls are made of

October  17   ( 309041 )
  

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

October  17   ( 209481 )
  

petpup:

today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear

October  17   ( 59770 )
  

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

October  13   ( 324523 )
  

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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October  13   ( 339711 )
  

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

October  13   ( 576802 )
  

Did you do that?

October  13   ( 2473 )
  

drawing-5sos:

Calum and phone problems with fans (x)

October  13   ( 13304 )
  
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